Professor Shabooboo: My schedule was wide open. Morty: My whole life, I've never fit in anywhere! Everything I have to say is always met with an eyeroll, as if the act of hearing what I have to say is some exhausting chore! Nobody in this family thinks I can say or do anything right! I've been all over the universe, met hundreds of people, and Planetina's the only one I've ever met that makes me feel like I belong! And you just kicked her out of our house! Beth: Morty, please- Morty: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS! Rickdependence Spray President: This is Professor Shabooboo, the world's leading expert on sperm. Why is it– A Rickconvenient Mort Morty: Then I put my sunglasses on and walked out like nothing happened! Planetina: I'm finally free! All because of Morty! Jerry: What a romantic story about our son killing a roomful of people. Rick: What up, you decoy motherfuckers? Come on down to Rick's house of squids, where I'm serving your ass on a platter! I know what you're thinking: "Fuck, a beacon! That's a great idea! He's got home turf, a tacit psychological advantage, and absolutely pendulous balls!" And now you're thinking "shit, that's totally what the rick-est Rick would do! I might actually be fake! I pretended I didn't care if I was, but I totally did! Now the only way to prove I'm real and not him is to ice his expository ass." Yup. Can you whip up a Star Fox boss season four callback? Make it flashy? House: You got it, babe. Morty: You just want an excuse to stop trying! Summer: Yeah, and? It's more termite infestation than Blade Runner. What, are you gonna save every stray cat? Beth: No, but I can resist making more of them in a lab! Rick: Look, save the empathy. Summer: So thankful this is my Saturday.īeth: "Terminate"? They're alive, dad! Rick: And at some point, they won't be. Rick can make secret decoys of the family and place them all around the country, but fuck me if I have questions about the starfish man in the target suit. Morty: That's not important right now, dad! Jerry: Sure, guys. Mortyplicity Jerry: But why does he always want to be hunted? Beth: Jerry. Nimbus: Getting cold feet? Jerry: No.Please don't tell Rick. but yeah, it's pretty much a Narnia thing. Mort Dinner Rick Andre Morty: So time moves faster in there? It's like a Narnia thing? Rick: I'm not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty. 8 Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort.6 Rick & Morty's Thanksploitation Spectacular.
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